I don’t fall out of my chair. (Billy Price).
I don’t slide off the couch (Price again. I got up, sat on the couch and promptly slid off ).
I don’t throw up in my mouth (Cedric Ogbuehi).
I don’t tell my kids to get out and leave me alone (1995- Ki Jana Carter, Melvin Tuten, Sam Shade, David Dunn )
I don’t lock myself in the bathroom (John Ross)
I don’t hurl chunks of bile into my drink cup (Dan Wilkinson)
I don’t hold my head in my hands for hours (Jake Fisher)
So far, 2020 is looking pretty good. Solid. Unsurprising. Steady. Burrow was a lock. Tee Hilton will definitely be a threat. And Wilson, who no doubt grew up in Wyoming roping cattle and rasslin’ calves. Tomorrow hopefully some good lineman. Or another linebacker. They won’t hit on every player. No team does. But I’m still in my chair.